Before the AM – Cool Cat Tote Bag

A tote bag that tells the world mornings are overrated — eco-friendly, roomy, and unapologetically savage.

Meet Bernie the Cat, your grumpy-but-loveable sidekick who doesn’t do mornings. If anyone dares to talk to you before the AM (yes, even 11:59 counts), Bernie’s already got your back with a firm “Nope.” This isn’t just a tote — it’s a mood shield, a walking boundary, and the sassiest conversation starter you’ll ever carry.

Styling & Use Tips

• Perfect for uni runs, brunch (after noon only), shopping, or beach days.

• Pair with casual streetwear, oversized hoodies, or eco-chic outfits.

• Your daily tote for when words fail but Bernie delivers the sass.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design (exclusive).
😼 Cat-powered sarcasm for morning haters.
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity — stylish and practical.
🎁 Gift-ready for your not-a-morning-person bestie.

Material Details

• 100% cotton | 10L capacity.

• Colours: Black & Natural.

• Long-handle, durable, reusable.

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days.

• Singapore: 7–10 business days. (+1–3 days processing).

FAQ

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie’s a sarcastic cat from Sydney who says what you’re thinking — especially when mornings are involved.

Are these totes eco-friendly?
Yes! Made from 100% reusable cotton.

How much can it carry?
Plenty — books, groceries, laptops, snacks. Bernie’s got space for it all.

Is it suitable for gifting?
Absolutely — perfect for night owls, introverts, and sarcastic friends.

Will the print last?
Yes, high-quality print designed to stay bold with everyday use.