Say Yes & I’ll Buy You Coffee – Quirky Cat Tote Bag

A tote bag for caffeine queens, sarcasm lovers & cat-attitude carriers.

Meet Bernie, the sarcastic, grumpy, coffee-clutching cat who says what you’re really thinking. This tote isn’t just about carrying your books, groceries, or laptop. It’s about carrying your mood — that fine line between “sure, maybe” and “nope, not today.” Whether you’re a coffee addict, a sass-powered soul, or just need a bag that matches your everyday sarcasm, Bernie’s got your back (and your brew). 

Styling & Use Tips

• Perfect for uni, work, bookshop strolls, and coffee runs.

• Pair it with your favorite jeans, oversized hoodie, or eco-chic outfits.

• Makes a hilarious icebreaker at brunch or your next office “coffee meeting.”

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design — not mass-produced.
😼 Quirky cat sass — the mood you wish you could say out loud.
🌱 100% premium cotton — sustainable, reusable, guilt-free.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity — fits books, groceries & daily essentials.
🎁 Perfect gift for coffee & cat lovers.

Material Details

• 100% cotton | 10L capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQs

Q: What’s Bernie’s deal with coffee?
A: Bernie drinks coffee so you don’t have to deal with his sass. Basically, it’s his survival fuel (and yours).

Q: Is this tote eco-friendly?
A: Yes! 100% premium cotton, durable & reusable.

Q: How much can it carry?
A: Around 10L — books, groceries, laptop, and maybe even a sneaky wine bottle.

Q: Will the print last?
A: Absolutely. Designed to survive your daily caffeine runs.