Stop Being So Judgmental – Funny Cat Tote Bag

Eco-friendly cotton tote with Bernie the Cat’s savage stare — perfect for anyone who’s had enough of unsolicited opinions.

Ever wished you had a personal bodyguard against nosy comments and raised eyebrows? Meet Bernie the Cat. With his signature deadpan glare and a coffee mug that screams NOPE, this tote says exactly what you’re thinking: “Stop being so judgmental.” It’s not just a bag — it’s your portable shield of sarcasm, your everyday attitude in cotton form.

Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik at Cosmic Dots, Bernie isn’t here to be cute. He’s here to be real, to be savage, and to make sure you don’t have to waste words when people get too opinionated. 

Styling & Use Tips

• Take it to uni or work when you’ve had enough of group projects & meetings.

• Perfect for brunch or shopping trips — pairs well with casual streetwear or oversized sunnies.

• Your eco-chic statement piece for errands, books, or even as a laptop carry-all.

Product Benefits

🎨 Unique Sydney artist design (limited, not mass-market)
😼 Savage cat vibes — carry your inner mood
🌱 100% cotton, eco-friendly, reusable
👜 Spacious 10L capacity — books, groceries, laptop, or more
🎁 Perfect witty gift for cat lovers & sass queens

Material Details

• 100% premium cotton

• 10L roomy capacity

• Durable long handles

• Colours: Black & Natural

Delivery

• AUS, US, UK, EU, NZ, Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQs

Q: What’s Bernie’s story?
A: Bernie is a grumpy-but-loveable Sydney cat with zero tolerance for bad vibes. He’s basically your spirit animal in tote form.

Q: Are the totes eco-friendly?
A: Yes! 100% cotton, durable, reusable — so you can look savage and save the planet.

Q: How much can it carry?
A: With a 10L capacity, it fits laptops, books, groceries, or your daily essentials.

Q: Is it gift-worthy?
A: Absolutely. It’s the perfect sarcastic surprise for cat lovers, friends, or yourself.