Before the AM – Bernie the Cat Graphic Tee for Women
If it’s before coffee… don’t even.
Meet Bernie, your spirit animal for every don’t-talk-to-me-until-I’ve-caffeinated moment. This T-Shirt isn’t just a mood. It’s your morning survival kit. For the grumpy girls, night owls, and sarcastic queens, Bernie’s got your back when the world starts too early.
Ever been asked a question before 9 AM? Rude. This tee lets the world know where you stand, unapologetically not a morning person. Bernie, holding a mug that screams “NOPE,” captures the pure essence of pre-coffee chaos. Designed for sleepy rebels who speak fluent sarcasm and protect their peace (and caffeine).
Wear this when you're done pretending to be polite before noon. It’s comfy, cute, and very you.
How to Style
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Perfect for lazy brunches, late-night grocery runs, or uni days when you just can’t.
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Pair with ripped jeans, oversized flannel, and your fiercest RBF.
Why You'll Love It
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Original artwork by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, hand-drawn at her Cosmic Dots studio in Baulkham Hills.
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Bernie the Cat: your new attitude coach, printed loud and proud.
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Ethically printed on premium cotton – soft, breathable, and zero BS.
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Makes an epic gift for your equally grumpy bestie.
Material & Fit
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Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
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100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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Classic unisex fit, preshrunk to keep its shape
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Soft, breathable and made to last
Who is Bernie the Cat?
Bernie is your inner grump, brutally honest, sarcastic, and savage AF. Basically, your soul cat.
What inspired this design?
The eternal struggle of Akanksha of waking up before coffee. Bernie gets it.
Is this tee eco-friendly?
Yes! Ethically printed and made to last with minimal waste.
Is it good for gifting?
100%. It’s the perfect “you get me” gift for your caffeine-loving crew.