Emotionally Available – Bernie the Cat Graphic Tee for Women

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For the women who know their boundaries and have zero time for unnecessary emotional rollercoasters. 

Ever had someone ask, “Can we talk about our feelings?” and your brain just screamed NOPE? Yeah, Bernie gets you. This tee is for the women who know that emotional availability is… well, selective.

Whether it’s dodging a draining situationship, avoiding unsolicited life advice, or just not in the mood for small talk, Bernie’s wide-eyed “nope” energy mirrors your vibe perfectly. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik at her Cosmic Dots studio, this shirt blends sarcastic wit with a bold graphic that instantly tells the world: you’re not cold-hearted, you’re just selectively accessible.

Styling Tips
  • Pair it with high-waist jeans and sneakers for that effortless I-woke-up-like-this vibe.

  • Layer with an oversized denim jacket when you need extra armour against emotional vampires.

  • Perfect for brunch, uni runs, casual Fridays, or any occasion where you might have to dodge feelings.

Why You’ll Love It
  • Unique design by Sydney-based artist Akanksha Kaushik.

  • Makes a hilarious and spot-on gift for your bestie who’s “emotionally on leave.”

  • Printed on Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt; Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

Delivery: AUS, USA, Canada, NZ, UK & Europe: 4–8 business days | Singapore: 7–10 business days (plus 1–3 days processing).

Wear your boundaries. Let Bernie do the talking, add to cart before someone asks you to ‘open up.’

FAQs – About the Design - Bernie the Cat

Q: What’s the story behind the “Emotionally Available – Nope” design?
A: This design captures Bernie the Cat’s unapologetic personality; blunt, honest, and perfectly fine setting boundaries. The bold “NOPE” mug in Bernie’s paws is a visual punchline, telling people exactly where you stand without saying a word.

Q: Is this artwork original?
A: Yes! This is an exclusive illustration created by Sydney-based artist Akanksha Kaushik in her Cosmic Dots studio. Every line, expression, and detail is hand-drawn before being digitally refined for print.

Q: Why is Bernie holding a mug?
A: The mug is Bernie’s way of staying calm while delivering the ultimate “no thanks” energy. It adds a quirky, everyday touch that makes the design instantly relatable.

Q: What’s special about the illustration style?
A: The design blends bold, high-contrast lines with a minimalist black-and-white palette, giving it a modern yet timeless edge. Bernie’s wide-eyed, deadpan expression is the heart of the humour.

Q: Will the print fade or crack?
A: Nope, just like Bernie’s boundaries, this print is made to last. It’s professionally printed using high-quality inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.

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