Quitting Coffee Might Help? – Bernie the Cat Graphic Tee for Women

There’s always that one person who says “Maybe you should cut down on coffee.”
And then there’s you… holding your third cup of the day, wondering if they’re okay.

This Bernie the Cat tee is for the people who have coffee habits, not coffee problems. It’s for those who can’t face a Zoom meeting without a latte, whose morning alarm is basically the coffee machine, and who’ve accepted that caffeine is part of their DNA.

Bernie’s got his NOPE mug locked and loaded, because quitting coffee isn’t just unnecessary… it’s dangerous for everyone else’s safety.

Why You’ll Love It

• Bold, funny graphic that every coffee drinker instantly relates to.
• Ethically printed on premium Gildan® 5000 heavyweight cotton for all-day comfort.

• The perfect gift for barista-besties, caffeine queens, and Monday morning warriors.

Styling Tips

• Pair with leggings, sneakers, and a takeaway coffee for the ultimate “don’t talk to me yet” look.
• Layer under a plaid shirt for coffee dates, study sessions, or casual Fridays at work.
• Works for brunch, uni runs, road trips, and lazy Sunday coffee rituals.

Shipping

All Graphic T-shirts are printed to order: AUS, USA, Canada, NZ, UK & Europe: 4–8 business days Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

Buy it. You need this tee. And another coffee. In that order.

FAQs

Q: Who is Bernie the Cat?
A: Bernie is the unapologetic, brutally honest cat created by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik. He’s grumpy, sarcastic, and says the things you wish you could say — especially before your first coffee.

Q: What’s the story behind this design?
A: This one’s for all the coffee drinkers who’ve heard the phrase “Maybe you should quit coffee” at least once… and laughed while taking another sip. Bernie’s holding his NOPE mug as a public service announcement: caffeine stays.

Q: Is this only for coffee drinkers?
A: Technically, no. But if you don’t drink coffee, you might not fully appreciate the daily life-or-death importance of that first cup.

Q: Can I gift this to someone?
A: Absolutely. This tee is basically the perfect gift for coffee addicts, baristas, uni students, tired parents, overworked colleagues, and anyone who’s one espresso away from world domination.

Q: What if I want to quit coffee after buying this?
A: You won’t. And Bernie will find you if you try.