Emotionally Available - Funny Cat Tote Bag

Carry your sarcasm and your essentials, eco-friendly, roomy, unapologetically Bernie.

Meet the tote that speaks fluent sarcasm. The “Emotionally Available” Bernie the Cat tote isn’t just a bag — it’s a mood, a warning sign, and a conversation starter all rolled into one. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, this cotton tote lets you parade your unapologetic wit without saying a word.

Styling & Use Tips

• Perfect for uni, brunch catch-ups, book club, or just ghosting your plans.

• Pairs effortlessly with casual streetwear, oversized hoodies, or eco-chic outfits.

• Works as your “don’t talk to me” shield in public.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design (exclusive).
😼 Sarcastic cat mood in tote form (instant identity flex).
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity — fits books, laptop, or your walls of emotional defense.
🎁 Comes gift-ready for your sarcastic bestie.

Material Details

• 100% cotton | 10L capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Durable, reusable, long-handle design

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 biz days

• Singapore: 7–10 biz days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ Examples

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie the Cat is our savage, grumpy-but-loveable character who says what you’re thinking (but won’t admit out loud).

Are the totes eco-friendly?
Yes! Made with 100% cotton and designed for daily reuse.

How much can it carry?
A roomy 10L — plenty of space for books, groceries, or emotional baggage.

Is it suitable for gifting?
Absolutely. Funny, functional, and artist-designed = perfect gift.