It’ll Be Fun, Trust Me - Quirky Cat Tote Bag

You know that friend who drags you into “fun plans” that end with regret? Bernie the Cat’s got your back. With his iconic Nope mug and that “sure, Jan” smirk, this tote says exactly what you’re thinking when someone insists “It’ll be fun, trust me.” Spoiler: it won’t. But at least your bag will keep it honest. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, this tote isn’t just eco-friendly, it’s attitude-friendly. Reusable, roomy, and rebellious, Bernie makes sure you never have to fake enthusiasm again. Carry him along and let your tote do the savage talking.

Styling & Use Tips

• Perfect for uni, brunch plans you secretly dread, shopping, or office sarcasm.

• Pairs with casual streetwear, oversized hoodies, and eco-chic everyday fits.

• Works as your daily “Nope” companion — from coffee runs to people-avoiding missions.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design — 100% Bernie-approved sarcasm.
😼 Savage cat vibes — finally, a tote that mirrors your inner mood.
🌱 100% premium cotton — sustainable, eco-friendly, guilt-free.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity — fits books, laptops, snacks, and regret.
🎁 Gift-ready — perfect for that friend who always says “yes” but means “nope.”

Material Details

• 100% cotton | 10L capacity.

• Colours: Black & Natural.

• Durable, reusable, long-handle design.

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days.

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing).

FAQs

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is the sarcastic, grumpy cat designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik. He’s here to say what you’re too polite to.

Are these totes eco-friendly?
Yes! 100% cotton, reusable, guilt-free, and stylish.

How much can it carry?
10L capacity — books, groceries, laptop, and maybe your fading enthusiasm.

Is it suitable for gifting?
Absolutely. It’s the ultimate quirky, witty gift.