It’s Just a Book, Calm Down – Funny Cat Tote Bag

Some people cry over characters, rage at endings, and spiral when their ship doesn’t sail. Bernie? He just sips his coffee and says, “It’s just a book, calm down.” This tote is for every reader who secretly rolls their eyes at over-the-top book drama, or maybe you’re the dramatic reader yourself, and you just need Bernie to drag you back to reality. Either way, this eco-friendly cotton tote doubles as your daily reading companion and your unapologetic personality statement. Witty, savage, and sustainable, Bernie doesn’t just carry your books, he carries your mood.

Styling & Use Tips

• Take it to uni, brunch, or the library — where the real book debates happen.

• Pair it with streetwear or a casual coffee-shop fit for maximum sass.

• Works as a perfect “gift with shade” for your book-obsessed friend.

Product Benefits

🎨 Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik — 100% original.
😼 Savage cat humor — Bernie tells it like it is.
🌱 Eco-friendly cotton — reusable, sustainable, guilt-free.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity — fits books, laptop, groceries, and more.
🎁 Gift-ready and guaranteed conversation starter.

Material Details

• 100% premium cotton

• 10L roomy capacity

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

• Colours: Black & Natural

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days

• (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is a sarcastic, grumpy, loveable cat designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, he’s basically your inner savage on a tote.

Is the tote eco-friendly?
Yes, it’s 100% cotton and reusable — ditch the plastic, carry your sass.

How much can it carry?
A solid 10L — enough for your books, laptop, or shopping haul.

Is it suitable for gifting?
Absolutely! Perfect for book lovers, cat lovers, and sarcastic friends.