Let People Have Opinions – Quirky Cat Tote Bag
Some days, unsolicited opinions fly faster than Wi-Fi. Enter Bernie the Cat, your grumpy, coffee-clutching guardian of sarcasm. This tote doesn’t just carry your stuff, it carries your mood. With a deadpan face and a bold “NOPE” mug in hand, Bernie reminds the world that you’re not here for drama, judgment, or endless hot takes. Perfect for when you want your accessories to speak louder than your small talk, this quirky cotton tote is part mood board, part rebellion. And because it’s made from 100% premium cotton, you can flaunt your savage side without trashing the planet. Whether it’s brunch, campus, or the office kitchen, Bernie’s got your back (and your sass).
🎒 Styling & Use Tips
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Tote it to uni, brunch, or the farmer’s market – let Bernie filter the unsolicited advice for you.
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Style with casual streetwear, jeans + sneakers, or eco-chic everyday fits.
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Makes a conversation starter (or ender) when words aren’t your vibe.
🌟 Product Benefits
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🎨 Original Sydney artist design (exclusive, not mass-produced).
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😼 Bernie’s sarcastic cat energy = instant mood representation.
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🌱 100% premium cotton, reusable, eco-friendly.
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👜 Spacious 10L capacity – books, laptop, groceries, no problem.
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🎁 Perfect gift for your witty, opinion-dodging bestie.
📏 Material Details
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100% cotton | 10L capacity
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Colours: Black & Natural
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Long-handle, durable, reusable
🚚 Delivery
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AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days
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Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)
❓ FAQs
What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is the unapologetic, sarcastic cat designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik – a daily mood companion, not just a tote.
Are the totes eco-friendly?
Yes, 100% cotton, reusable, and guilt-free.
How much can it carry?
A roomy 10L – groceries, books, even your “opinions I didn’t ask for” collection.
Will the print last?
Yes – designed to stay bold through everyday use.
