Let’s Detox from Caffeine – Funny Cat Tote Bag

Bernie the Cat has a message for all those wellness gurus whispering “detox from caffeine.” His answer? A big, unapologetic NOPE. This tote bag isn’t just about carrying your things – it’s about carrying your mood, your sass, and your caffeine loyalty. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, Bernie is the brutally honest friend who says what you’re really thinking. With 100% cotton fabric, durable handles, and a roomy 10L capacity, this tote is perfect for coffee runs, uni, or just surviving Mondays. It’s eco-friendly, reusable, and guaranteed to start conversations (or shut them down with Bernie’s glare). Why carry a plain tote when you can carry an attitude?

Styling & Use Tips

• Take Bernie to uni, brunch, beach, or the office – your caffeine shield everywhere.

• Pairs perfectly with streetwear, eco-chic fits, or your messy “I need coffee” look.

• Use it as a grocery tote, work bag, or your daily mood statement.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design – not mass-market.
😼 Bernie’s savage cat sarcasm = instant identity flex.
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity – fits books, groceries, or coffee stashes.
🎁 Gift-ready – perfect for your caffeine-obsessed friend.

Material Details

• 100% premium cotton

• 10L roomy capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Long-handle, durable & reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is a sarcastic cat designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik – grumpy, witty, and brutally honest.

Are these totes eco-friendly?
Yes, made from 100% cotton, reusable, and designed for guilt-free style.

How much can it carry?
A spacious 10L – perfect for books, groceries, gym gear, or snacks.

Will the print last?
Yes – high-quality printing ensures Bernie’s sass stays sharp wash after wash.