Quitting Coffee Might Help – Funny Cat Tote Bag
Eco-friendly tote with a caffeine-defending cat who knows the only answer is more coffee.
Some people say cutting coffee makes life better. Bernie the Cat strongly disagrees. This tote is for every caffeine-lover who knows coffee isn’t just a drink—it’s survival fuel.
Styling & Use Tips
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Perfect for uni, the office, or your next coffee run.
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Pairs with streetwear, casual fits, or your “don’t talk to me yet” morning mood.
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Works as a daily tote or a quirky gift for your coffee-obsessed bestie.
Product Benefits
🎨 Original Sydney artist design (exclusive, not mass-produced).
😼 Relatable caffeine sass (your mood, illustrated).
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity for books, groceries, or extra snacks.
🎁 Gift-ready for coffee lovers and sarcastic friends.
Material Details
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100% cotton
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10L capacity
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Colours: Black & Natural
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Long-handle, durable, and reusable
Delivery
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AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days
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Singapore: 7–10 business days
(+1–3 days processing)
FAQs
What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is a sarcastic, savage cat who says what you’re secretly thinking.
Are the totes eco-friendly?
Yes! 100% cotton, reusable, and planet-friendly.
How much can it carry?
Around 10L—perfect for daily use, groceries, or work essentials.
Will the print last?
Yes, it’s professionally printed to handle daily use.
Is it suitable for gifting?
Absolutely—quirky, funny, and perfect for coffee lovers.
