No Offence, But… – Savage Cat Tote Bag
Ever wish your bag could throw shade for you? That’s exactly what Bernie does. This savage cat tote says “No offence, but…” before you even open your mouth. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, it’s not just a carryall — it’s your mood in cotton. Spacious enough for uni books, shopping hauls, or coffee runs, yet bold enough to make strangers laugh (or nervous).
Styling & Use Tips
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Throw it over your shoulder for uni, brunch, or the office (when you don’t want small talk).
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Works with jeans, streetwear, oversized tees, or eco-chic outfits.
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Instantly turns into your “don’t mess with me” mood board.
Product Benefits
🎨 Original artwork by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik.
😼 Savage Bernie cat = your inner voice in print.
🌱 Eco-friendly 100% cotton = guilt-free fashion.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity = laptop, books, or weekend errands.
🎁 Gift-ready for your most sarcastic friend.
Material Details
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100% cotton, premium quality
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10L roomy capacity
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Long handles, durable, reusable
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Available in Black & Natural
Delivery
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AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days
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Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)
FAQ (Buyer-Intent Style)
Is this tote eco-friendly?
Yes! 100% cotton, reusable, sustainable, and planet-approved.
What makes it different from other totes?
It carries your stuff and your sarcasm. Bernie isn’t just a print — he’s an attitude.
How much can it hold?
A solid 10L — laptop, books, water bottle, and still room for snacks.
Would it make a good gift?
Absolutely. Funny, practical, and eco-friendly = the gift they’ll actually use.
