Unsolicited Life Advice? – Savage Cat Tote Bag

A tote bag that shuts down bad vibes before they start, eco-friendly, roomy, and unapologetically savage.

Some people hand out advice like it’s a free sample at the mall — but Bernie the Cat isn’t buying it. This tote is your everyday shield against unsolicited opinions, disguised as a stylish carry-all. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, Bernie brings your inner sarcasm to life: calm face, sharp claws, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Styling & Use Tips

• Take it to uni, brunch, or work when you know advice-givers will strike.

• Pair with casual streetwear or eco-chic fits — Bernie matches your everyday mood.

• Perfect for shopping, errands, or just existing with savage energy.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original design by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik.
😼 Bernie the Cat = your inner savage on display.
🌱 100% premium cotton & eco-friendly.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity for all the “essentials.”
🎁 Makes a hilarious, relatable gift for friends who’ve had enough advice.

Material Details

• 100% cotton

• 10L capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is the savage cat designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik — grumpy, witty, and always saying what you’re thinking.

Are the totes eco-friendly?
Yes — 100% cotton, reusable, and designed to replace plastic bags.

How much can it carry?
A solid 10L — books, laptop, groceries, or a day’s worth of snacks.

Is it suitable for gifting?
Absolutely — perfect for anyone who’s done with advice, opinions, or people in general.

Will the print last?
Yes, our totes are printed with durable inks designed for long-term sass.