Wanna Go Out? – Funny Cat Cotton Tote Bag
A tote that speaks your soul eco-friendly cotton, savage cat vibes, and just enough sarcasm to cancel plans without saying a word.
There are two kinds of people: the ones who always want to “go out,” and the ones who’d rather sip coffee in peace. Guess which one Bernie the Cat is? This tote bag isn’t just a carry-all, it’s your built-in excuse. With Bernie glaring over a mug of NOPE, it saves you from awkward “sorry, can’t make it” texts.
Styling & Use Tips
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Perfect for uni, brunch, shopping sprees, or the daily coffee run.
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Pairs with streetwear, denim jackets, oversized hoodies, and your best resting-cat face.
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Great as a conversation starter when you don’t actually want to converse.
Product Benefits
🎨 Original Sydney artist design – quirky & unique.
😼 Bernie’s savage mood – identity + attitude in one.
🌱 100% premium cotton – eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity – fits books, laptops, groceries, or your emotional baggage.
🎁 Gift-ready – perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and serial plan-cancelers.
Material Details
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100% cotton | 10L capacity
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Colours: Black & Natural
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Durable long handles for everyday use
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Lightweight, foldable, and reusable
Delivery
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AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days
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Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)
FAQs
Q: What’s the story behind the design?
A: Bernie the Cat = your inner sarcasm in tote form. This one says nope to going out.
Q: Is the tote eco-friendly?
A: 100% cotton, reusable, guilt-free.
Q: How much can it carry?
A: Spacious 10L — from groceries to books to a day’s worth of “nope.”
Q: Is it gift-worthy?
A: Absolutely. For anyone who’d rather stay in with coffee.
