You’re Too Much – Funny Cat Tote Bag

Eco-friendly tote with savage cat vibes for when words aren’t enough.

Sometimes people… are just too much. That’s when Bernie the Cat steps in, your fluffy, sarcastic sidekick who says what you’re really thinking. With his trademark coffee mug that screams NOPE, Bernie makes carrying your daily essentials a whole mood. More than a tote, this is a walking clapback, a conversation starter, and your daily permission slip to stop entertaining unnecessary drama.

Styling & Use Tips

• Take Bernie to uni, brunch, or that “fun” meeting you’d rather skip.

• Works with streetwear, monochrome fits, or your comfiest oversized hoodie.

• Pairs perfectly with your resting cat face.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design (exclusive, not mass-market).
😼 Savage cat sarcasm that mirrors your mood.
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity for books, groceries, or coffee hoards.
🎁 Gift-ready for your witty bestie.

Material Details

• 100% cotton | 10L capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Durable long-handle, lightweight yet sturdy

• Printed with long-lasting eco inks

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days
  (+1–3 days processing time)

FAQ

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is your inner savage — unapologetic, witty, and always ready with a sarcastic glare.

Are the totes eco-friendly?
Yes! 100% premium cotton, reusable, and printed with eco inks.

How much can it carry?
A roomy 10L — perfect for books, laptops, groceries, or emotional baggage.

Will the print last?
Absolutely. Durable screen-printed design that won’t fade after a few washes.