You Should Smile More – Sarcastic Cat Tote Bag

Carry Bernie’s savage honesty everywhere, with an eco-friendly tote that shuts down unsolicited advice before it starts.

Some people say “smile more.” Bernie the Cat says “Nope.” And honestly, doesn’t that feel better? This tote is more than a bag — it’s a daily clapback, a sarcastic sidekick, and a walking mood board. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, Bernie embodies that grumpy-but-loveable sass we all wish we could throw at the world.

Styling & Use Tips

• Perfect for uni, brunch, office, or that shopping trip you didn’t want to go on.

• Style it with your everyday fits, streetwear, or eco-chic looks.

• Makes a conversation starter when someone tells you to “just relax.”

Product Benefits

🎨 Artist-original design (Sydney-based, not mass-market)
😼 Bernie’s savage cat wisdom = instant identity trigger
🌱 100% cotton, eco-friendly, reusable (guilt relief)
👜 10L spacious capacity (fits laptop + groceries + secrets)
🎁 Gift-ready — for that friend who’s done with fake smiles

Material Details

• 100% premium cotton | 10L capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQs

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik’s sarcastic, grumpy muse, the cat that says what you’re too polite to.

Are the totes eco-friendly?
Yes! 100% premium cotton, reusable, sustainable.

How much can it carry?
10L, big enough for groceries, books, laptops, or a mood.

Is it suitable for gifting?
Absolutely, it’s the perfect savage-yet-cute present.

Will the print last?
Yes. High-quality, durable print that won’t fade easily.