Are You Free This Weekend? | Bernie the Cat Funny Tote Bag

A savage cat tote that says what you’re thinking, eco-friendly, roomy, and unapologetically anti-social.

Some weekends are for brunch, beach, or plans. And some weekends are for absolutely nothing. That’s where Bernie the Cat steps in, your unapologetic, sarcastic mood embodied on a tote bag. With his smug little smirk and a “Nope” coffee mug, Bernie makes your stance crystal clear: not available, not interested, not moving. This tote isn’t just a bag, it’s your personal weekend status update. Designed for those who’d rather scroll, nap, or binge in peace, it’s the perfect mix of humor, identity, and eco-conscious pride. Carry it and let Bernie do the talking, so you don’t have to.

How to Style & Use It

• Take it to uni, office, or shopping, so everyone knows plans aren’t happening.

• Pair with streetwear or weekend loungewear for maximum “do not disturb” vibes.

• Great for brunch carry-ins (ironically, when you actually say yes).

Product Benefits

😼 Bernie’s savage vibes – your inner voice, on a tote.
🌱 100% premium cotton – eco-friendly & reusable. Available in Black & Natural
👜 Spacious 10L capacity – fits books, snacks, or weekend denial.
🎁 Perfect gift for introverts & anti-social queens. 

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

Who is Bernie the Cat?
Your sarcastic, grumpy, loveable inner mood, turned into art by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik.

Is this tote eco-friendly?
Yes! 100% cotton, reusable, guilt-free.

How much can it carry?
Spacious 10L, fits daily essentials, laptops, or snacks for your “nope” weekend.

Will the print last?
Absolutely, high-quality inks for long-lasting sass.

Is it gift-worthy?
Totally. Wrap up sarcasm for your favorite introvert or anti-social bestie.