Can We Talk? – Sarcastic Cat Tote Bag

$39.99
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Eco-friendly tote that speaks your mood before you have to.

Because sometimes, silence is golden—and Bernie knows it. The Can We Talk? Sarcastic Cat Tote Bag is your built-in excuse, a stylish forcefield against unnecessary drama and small talk. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik atCosmic Dots, this tote isn’t just a bag, it’s your mood translator.

Styling & Use Tips

  • Occasions: Uni, shopping runs, weekend markets, awkward office days.

  • Style Pairings: Oversized hoodie + sneakers, chic casual denim, eco-chic everyday fits.

  • Mood Setting: Perfect when you want to say nope without saying a word.


Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design – totally unique.
😼 Bernie’s sarcastic glare = your daily armor.
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity – fits books, snacks & secrets.
🎁 Perfect for gifting – because we all know someone who hates small talk.


Material Details

  • 100% cotton | 10L capacity

  • Colours: Black & Natural

  • Durable long handles | Reusable, washable


Delivery

  • AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

  • Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)


FAQs

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is the sarcastic, savage cat alter-ego you never knew you needed.

Is it eco-friendly?
Yes, 100% cotton, reusable, guilt-free sass.

How much can it carry?
10L – think laptop, groceries, books, and your emotional baggage.

Is it giftable?
Absolutely. Nothing says I care like a tote that says don’t talk to me.

Will the print last?
Yes—durable, bold, and unapologetic. Just like Bernie