Can We Talk? – Sarcastic Cat Tote Bag
Eco-friendly tote that speaks your mood before you have to.
Because sometimes, silence is golden—and Bernie knows it. The Can We Talk? Sarcastic Cat Tote Bag is your built-in excuse, a stylish forcefield against unnecessary drama and small talk. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik atCosmic Dots, this tote isn’t just a bag, it’s your mood translator.
Styling & Use Tips
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Occasions: Uni, shopping runs, weekend markets, awkward office days.
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Style Pairings: Oversized hoodie + sneakers, chic casual denim, eco-chic everyday fits.
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Mood Setting: Perfect when you want to say nope without saying a word.
Product Benefits
🎨 Original Sydney artist design – totally unique.
😼 Bernie’s sarcastic glare = your daily armor.
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity – fits books, snacks & secrets.
🎁 Perfect for gifting – because we all know someone who hates small talk.
Material Details
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100% cotton | 10L capacity
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Colours: Black & Natural
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Durable long handles | Reusable, washable
Delivery
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AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days
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Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)
FAQs
What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is the sarcastic, savage cat alter-ego you never knew you needed.
Is it eco-friendly?
Yes, 100% cotton, reusable, guilt-free sass.
How much can it carry?
10L – think laptop, groceries, books, and your emotional baggage.
Is it giftable?
Absolutely. Nothing says I care like a tote that says don’t talk to me.
Will the print last?
Yes—durable, bold, and unapologetic. Just like Bernie
