Can You Stop Being Weird? – Quirky Cat Tote Bag

A tote bag for when the world is just too much — eco-friendly, roomy, and dripping with sarcastic cat energy.

Some days you just don’t have the energy for people’s quirks. Enter Bernie the Cat: your blunt, fluffy sidekick who says what you wish you could. The Can You Stop Being Weird? tote bag isn’t just a carryall — it’s a public service announcement, delivered with sass.

Styling & Use Tips

• Perfect for uni, brunch, shopping sprees, or the office.

• Pair with casual streetwear or minimalist eco-chic looks.

• Works as a daily attitude piece or a bold conversation starter.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design (one-of-a-kind).
😼 Savage cat sarcasm = instant mood mirror.
🌱 100% premium cotton, reusable and eco-friendly.
👜 Spacious 10L — fits books, laptops, and market hauls.
🎁 Makes a cheeky, gift-ready tote for friends or coworkers.

Material Details

100% cotton | 10L capacity
Colours: Black & Natural
Durable, reusable, long-handle comfort

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days
  (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

Q: What’s Bernie’s story?
A: Bernie is your sarcastic spirit animal — designed to glare at the world so you don’t have to.

Q: Are the totes eco-friendly?
A: Yes! 100% cotton, reusable, sustainable.

Q: How much can it carry?
A: Up to 10L — groceries, books, laptops, you name it.

Q: Will the print last?
A: Absolutely. Durable ink designed to withstand daily use.

Q: Is it giftable?
A: Definitely. Comes ready to make someone laugh (and rethink their life choices).