Be the Bigger Person – Savage Cat Tote Bag

Because sometimes the only bigger move… is carrying Bernie. 100% cotton, eco-friendly, and unapologetically savage.

Meet your daily dose of attitude in tote form. Bernie the Cat doesn’t do fake apologies or forced maturity—he’s sipping from his “NOPE” mug and giving you the perfect excuse to stay gloriously petty.

How to Style & Use

• 🥐 Take it to brunch when someone always forgets their wallet.

• 📚 Sling it to uni as your mood armour.

• 🏖️ Perfect for beach, markets, or casual city days with streetwear or eco-chic outfits.

Product Benefits

• 🎨 Original Sydney artist design (exclusive to Cosmic Dots).

• 😼 Bernie’s savage sarcasm = your inner voice, printed loud.

• 🌱 100% premium cotton, reusable & eco-friendly.

• 👜 Spacious 10L capacity for books, snacks, or pettiness.

• 🎁 Makes a funny, attitude-filled gift.

Material & Details

• 100% premium cotton | 10L capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

Q: What’s Bernie’s story?
A: Bernie is the sarcastic cat designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik—sassy, grumpy, loveable.

Q: Are the totes eco-friendly?
A: Yep. 100% cotton, reusable, and guilt-free.

Q: How much can it carry?
A: A roomy 10L—laptop, books, snacks, or sass.

Q: Is it giftable?
A: Absolutely. Comes ready to deliver attitude.