It’s Just a Show, Calm Down – Cool Cat Tote Bag

Some people cry over spoilers. Some argue about which season was “the best.” And then there’s Bernie—the cat who sits back, sips coffee, and says, “It’s just a show, calm down.”

This tote is more than a bag—it’s your sarcastic sidekick for every OTT moment. Spacious enough for uni, brunch runs, or hauling snacks for your binge-watch nights. Bonus: it’s eco-friendly, so while you’re telling the world to chill, you’re also saving it.

Style & Use Tips

• Perfect for uni lectures, weekend brunches, or casual office days.

• Pair with jeans + sneakers for a laid-back vibe.

• Take it to binge-watch marathons—it’s roomy enough for snacks.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original design by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik.
😼 Bernie the Cat’s savage humor, printed bold.
🌱 100% premium cotton – reusable, eco-friendly.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity – fits books, groceries, or daily gear.
🎁 Makes a quirky gift for drama-loving friends.

Material Details

• 100% Cotton | 10L capacity

• Available in Black & Natural

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 biz days

• Singapore: 7–10 biz days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

Q: What’s Bernie’s message here?
A: That life (and TV) is way more fun when you stop overreacting.

Q: Is the tote eco-friendly?
A: Yes—100% cotton, washable, and reusable.

Q: How much can it carry?
A: A comfy 10L. Think laptop, books, groceries, or a blanket for Netflix nights.

Q: Is it giftable?
A: Absolutely. It’s the perfect “calm down” reminder for your dramatic friend.