Let's Detox from Caffeine – Bernie the Cat Graphic Tee for Women

Bernie the Cat has spoken, life without coffee is simply not worth considering. This funny and relatable graphic tee is the ultimate pick for caffeine lovers who roll their eyes at every wellness guru preaching “detox.” Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik at her Cosmic Dots studio, this tee is a bold, witty, and unapologetically honest take on modern coffee culture.

Wearing it feels like declaring to the world: “Don’t even talk to me about cutting coffee. I’m fine. It’s you who needs help.” Perfect for coffee addicts, night owls, and anyone who knows that their personality is 90% caffeine.

Styling Tips

• Rock it with ripped jeans, sneakers, and a latte in hand—it’s a vibe.

• Throw on an oversized denim jacket and messy bun for a chill café brunch look.

• Pair with joggers for your “coffee run but make it fashion” outfit.

Why You’ll Love It

• Ethically printed & made to last—perfect as a gift for your coffee-obsessed bestie.

• Soft, breathable cotton tee with a relaxed fit for all-day comfort.

• Printed on Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton

Shipping Info

All Graphic T-shirts are printed to order.
Delivery: AUS, USA, Canada, NZ, UK & Europe: 4–8 business days Singapore: 7–10 business days (plus 1–3 days processing)

Coffee detoxes are for amateurs. Add this tee to cart, grab your latte, and let Bernie do the talking.

FAQs

Q: Who is Bernie the Cat?
A: Bernie is your inner grumpy cat—rebellious, blunt, and powered by coffee.

Q: What’s the inspiration behind this tee?
A: The everyday struggle between wellness fads and our unbreakable bond with caffeine.

Q: Is this eco-friendly?
A: Yes, the tee is ethically printed on high-quality cotton, designed for comfort and durability.

Q: Can it be a gift?
A: Absolutely—it’s the perfect gift for coffee addicts, uni students, and anyone who refuses to detox.

Q: When should I wear it?
A: Coffee runs, uni classes, lazy Sundays, brunch dates—or anytime someone dares to suggest “quit coffee.”