You Need to Meditate – Bernie the Cat Graphic Tee for Women
The only Zen you need is Bernie with his coffee.
Some people light candles, play whale sounds, and sit cross-legged for hours. Bernie? He says Nope. If meditation means silencing the chaos, this tee does it for you without the lotus pose. Perfect for those who roll their eyes every time someone says “just breathe and be calm.”
Designed by Sydney-based artist Akanksha Kaushik at her Cosmic Dots studio, this graphic t-shirt is equal parts sarcastic humor and unapologetic mood. Wear it when you want to say: “Stop giving me unsolicited life advice.” Whether it’s a uni lecture, a Sunday brunch, or just another day you refuse to join the self-care cult, Bernie’s got your back.
Styling Tips
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Throw it on with ripped jeans, sneakers, and oversized sunnies for maximum “don’t bother me” vibes.
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Layer with a denim jacket or wear it loose with shorts for an easy, edgy streetwear look.
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Perfect for brunch, casual Fridays, or your next “I’d rather not” social event.
Why You’ll Love It
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Great gift for cat lovers, sarcastic souls, or anyone who’s tired of hearing “you need to meditate.”
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Printed on Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Crewneck T-shirt
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100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
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Durable, breathable, and soft on skin
Shipping
All Graphic T-shirts are printed to order: AUS, USA, Canada, NZ, UK & Europe: 4–8 business days Singapore: 7–10 business days; (+1–3 days processing)
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FAQs
Who is Bernie the Cat?
Bernie is our brutally honest, sarcastic, grumpy-but-lovable mascot who says what you’re thinking.
What’s the inspiration behind this tee?
It’s for anyone who’s sick of being told to “just meditate” whenever they’re stressed. Bernie prefers coffee.
Is the print eco-friendly?
Yes – we use sustainable, water-based inks on ethically sourced cotton tees.
Can this be a gift?
Absolutely! It’s the perfect funny gift for cat lovers, sarcastic friends, or your anti-guru bestie.
When should I wear it?
Whenever you want to tell the world you’re done with unsolicited advice – uni, brunch, casual hangouts, or lazy weekends.