Let’s Do Yoga – Cat Cotton Tote Bag

Some people meditate. Bernie prefers caffeine and eye-rolls. This eco-friendly cotton tote says exactly what you feel when someone chirps “Let’s do yoga at 6 AM!”, a flat, unapologetic NOPE. Perfectly sarcastic, perfectly savage, and designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, this tote is more than just a carry bag, it’s your mood on display. Whether you’re lugging books, groceries, or the emotional weight of small talk, Bernie the Cat has your back (and your sass). It’s sustainable, reusable, and guaranteed to start conversations, because why blend in when you can purr back with attitude?

🎯 Styling & Use Tips

• Take it to uni, brunch, beach, or office—watch people read it and smirk.

• Pair with streetwear, leggings, or oversized tees—zero effort, maximum sarcasm.

• Perfect for coffee runs when you’re “namaste-in-bed.”

💡 Product Benefits

🎨 Original design by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik (not mass-produced).
😼 Savage cat vibes that mirror your inner sarcasm.
🌱 100% premium cotton & reusable—eco guilt-free.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity (fits books, groceries, or your yoga mat you’ll never use).
🎁 Gift-ready for your funniest friend or yoga-hating buddy.

🧵 Material Details

• 100% premium cotton

• 10L capacity

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

• Colours: Black & Natural

🚚 Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

❓ FAQ

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is the cat who glares at toxic positivity. Your sarcastic spirit animal.

Are these totes eco-friendly?
Yes—100% cotton, reusable, and planet-friendly.

How much can it carry?
10L. Books, groceries, wine, and the yoga mat you’re ignoring.

Will the print last?
Absolutely—durable print that won’t crack after a few washes.