Let’s Meet at 9AM – Sarcastic Cat Tote Bag

Who actually enjoys a 9AM meeting? Not Bernie, and definitely not you. This tote bag is your savage excuse wrapped in eco-friendly cotton. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, Bernie the Cat is that unapologetic, grumpy-but-loveable voice inside your head that says “Nope” while you fake a polite smile. This isn’t just a bag — it’s a mood board, a caffeine-fueled protest, and a conversation starter all in one. Whether you’re trudging into work, dragging yourself to uni, or just avoiding early brunch plans, Bernie’s got your back (and your sass). And yes, it’s 100% cotton and guilt-free eco chic — because the planet doesn’t deserve your morning attitude.

👗 Styling & Use Tips

• Take it to uni, brunch (never at 9AM), or weekend errands.

• Works best with oversized sunnies, coffee in hand, and zero eye contact.

• Pair it with casual streetwear or eco-chic fits for full “don’t talk to me yet” vibes.

🌟 Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design (exclusive, not mass market).
😼 Sarcastic cat energy — your inner anti-morning voice.
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity (fits laptop, coffee stash & attitude).
🎁 Perfect gift for fellow caffeine-dependent rebels.

📏 Material Details

• 100% cotton | 10L capacity.

• Long-handle, durable, reusable.

• Colours: Black & Natural.

🚚 Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 biz days.

• Singapore: 7–10 biz days. (+1–3 days processing).

❓ FAQ Snippets

What’s the story behind the design?
Bernie the Cat hates mornings almost as much as you do. Enough said.

Is it eco-friendly?
Yes — 100% cotton, reusable, guilt-free.

Can it carry my laptop?
Absolutely — plus your “nope” energy supply.