Let’s Switch to Matcha – Quirky Cat Tote Bag

When someone suggests swapping your sacred coffee for matcha, Bernie the Cat is here to hold the line. With his iconic “NOPE” mug and savage glare, this tote bag says what you’re thinking, without you even opening your mouth. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, it’s not just a tote, it’s a daily mood companion. Eco-friendly, witty, and unapologetic, Bernie totes have all the sass your caffeine-fueled soul needs.

Where to Carry It

• ☕ Uni, office, or café runs – where coffee loyalty is tested.

• 🏖️ Beach days & brunch dates – effortless, sarcastic chic.

• 🛍️ Shopping trips – sustainable style, Bernie-approved.

Why You’ll Love It

🎨 Original Sydney artist design – quirky & one of a kind.
😼 Bernie sass in every stitch – your sarcastic alter ego.
🌱 100% premium cotton – eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity – fits books, groceries, or wine.
🎁 Perfect gift – for your coffee-obsessed, matcha-avoiding friends.

Material & Specs

• 100% durable cotton

• 10L roomy capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Long-handle & reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 biz days

• Singapore: 7–10 biz days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQs

Q: Who is Bernie the Cat?
A: Your sarcastic spirit animal in tote form.

Q: Is the tote eco-friendly?
A: 100% cotton, reusable, guilt-free.

Q: How much can it carry?
A: Up to 10L of coffee loyalty (or books, or snacks).

Q: Is this a good gift?
A: Only if you want to give the gift of savage sass.