You Have Anger Issues – Savage Cat Tote Bag That Owns It

Carry your sass in an eco-friendly tote that growls back for you.

Bernie the Cat isn’t here to calm anyone down—he’s here to call it out. The “You Have Anger Issues” tote is for every woman who’s tired of being told to “smile more” or “chill.” Savage, sarcastic, and unapologetic, Bernie embodies the mood we’ve all wanted to throw back at unsolicited advice.

Styling & Use Tips

• Perfect for uni lectures, weekend brunches, office side-eye moments, or grocery runs.

• Pairs with streetwear, monochrome fits, and eco-chic casuals.

• A conversation starter when someone dares say, “Relax.”

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design (exclusive).
😼 Savage cat sarcasm that reflects your mood.
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly & reusable.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity—fits books, laptops & more.
🎁 Gift-ready for that friend who doesn’t “calm down.”

Material Details

100% cotton | 10L capacity
Colours: Black & Natural
Durable long handles | Everyday reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 biz days

• Singapore: 7–10 biz days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQs

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is a sarcastic Sydney cat who turns everyday sass into wearable art.

Is this tote eco-friendly?
Yes—100% premium cotton, reusable, and planet-friendly.

How much can it carry?
A roomy 10L—books, laptops, groceries, all in one go.

Is it good for gifting?
Absolutely—perfect for friends who embrace their savage side.

Will the print last?
Yes, it’s designed to stay bold wash after wash.