You Look a Bit Pale, Get Some Sun – Cool Cat Tote Bag

Bernie the Cat Tote: eco-friendly sass, wrapped in cotton.

Ever had someone throw you unsolicited advice like “You should get some sun”? Bernie’s got your back with a savage “Nope.” This tote isn’t just for carrying your stuff—it’s for carrying your mood. Designed by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik, Bernie is the grumpy-but-loveable cat who turns sarcasm into style. Perfect for those who refuse to take life (or bad advice) too seriously, this tote is bold, witty, and unapologetically you.

Styling & Use Tips

• Ideal for uni runs, brunch dates, office sarcasm, or weekend shopping.

• Pairs perfectly with streetwear, oversized sunnies, or your favorite all-black outfit.

• Carry it to the beach or bookstore—because attitude belongs everywhere.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original Sydney artist design – exclusive Bernie the Cat artwork.
😼 Savage cat energy – sarcasm in tote form.
🌱 Eco-friendly 100% cotton – reusable, sustainable, guilt-free.
👜 10L spacious capacity – fits books, laptops, groceries, and more.
🎁 Gift-ready – for that friend who always says “Nope.”

Material Details

• 100% premium cotton

• 10L capacity

• Colours: Black & Natural

• Durable, long-handle, reusable

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is the sarcastic cat who says what you’re really thinking.

Are the totes eco-friendly?
Yes, made from 100% cotton—reusable and sustainable.

How much can it carry?
Up to 10L—perfect for laptops, groceries, or books.

Is it suitable for gifting?
Absolutely—quirky, witty, and ready to make someone laugh.

Will the print last?
Yes, designed for durability with everyday use.