You Need Therapy – Sarcastic Cat Tote Bag

Carry your sarcasm everywhere with Bernie the Cat, eco-friendly tote with savage charm.

Some people carry water bottles, some carry books — you carry attitude. Meet Bernie the Cat, your unapologetic sidekick who doesn’t sugarcoat life. This tote screams what you’ve always wanted to say when unsolicited advice hits you: “You Need Therapy? Nope.” Designed in Sydney by artist Akanksha Kaushik, this bag is more than a daily essential — it’s your sarcastic mood-board in cotton form.

👗 Styling & Use Tips

• Take it to uni, brunch, or weekend shopping sprees.

• Pair with streetwear, oversized tees, or eco-chic fits.

• Perfect icebreaker — your tote will do the talking.

✅ Product Benefits

🎨 Sydney artist original design (exclusive, not mass-made).
😼 Sarcastic cat vibes = instant identity trigger.
🌱 100% cotton, eco-friendly (feel-good sustainability).
👜 Spacious 10L capacity (practical yet stylish).
🎁 Gift-ready for your sarcastic BFF.

📏 Material Details

• 100% premium cotton

• 10L roomy capacity

• Available in Black & Natural

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

🚚 Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 business days

• Singapore: 7–10 business days (+1–3 days processing)

❓ FAQ

Q: What’s Bernie’s story?
A: Bernie is the sarcastic, unapologetic cat muse from Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik — your inner voice in tote form.

Q: Is it eco-friendly?
A: Yes, 100% reusable cotton with guilt-free style.

Q: Can it carry heavy items?
A: Yep — 10L spacious capacity, books, laptops, and daily essentials.

Q: Suitable for gifting?
A: Absolutely. The perfect witty, stylish, sustainable gift.