You Need to Meditate – Quirky Cat Tote Bag

Eco-friendly cotton tote with cat-attitude sass, carry your daily sarcasm in style.

Not all advice deserves your energy. Bernie the Cat has a simple answer for unsolicited life coaching: Nope. This quirky tote is more than a bag, it’s your daily mood, immortalized in cotton. Whether you’re hauling books, groceries, or just emotional baggage, Bernie is right there with you, sipping coffee and giving the world his signature deadpan stare.

nd let your tote do the talking.

Styling & Use Tips

• Take Bernie to uni, brunch, the beach, or your next grocery run.

• Pairs best with streetwear, oversized tees, and eco-chic fits.

• Great conversation starter — expect compliments and chuckles.

Product Benefits

🎨 Sydney artist original design.
😼 Cat-attitude vibes you secretly feel.
🌱 100% premium cotton, eco-friendly.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity.
🎁 Perfect gift for sarcastic souls.

Material Details

• 100% cotton | 10L capacity.

• Colours: Black & Natural.

• Durable, reusable long handles.

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 biz days.

• Singapore: 7–10 biz days (+1–3 days processing).

❓ FAQ Samples

What’s Bernie’s story?
Bernie is a grumpy, witty, unapologetic cat, your mood companion in tote form.

Are the totes eco-friendly?
Yes! 100% cotton and reusable.

How much can it carry?
Up to 10L, groceries, books, laptops, you name it.

Is it gift-worthy?
Absolutely. Bernie makes sarcasm the ultimate present.