You Say Nope to Everything – Funny Cat Tote Bag for Everyday Mood

Eco-friendly tote with attitude, for every mood, every errand, every savage glare.

Some days, “nope” is the only answer. Enter Bernie the Cat, your grumpy, sarcastic sidekick who knows exactly how you feel. This tote isn’t just for carrying stuff, it’s for carrying your mood. Whether you’re dodging weekend plans, ignoring unsolicited advice, or just want your coffee in peace, Bernie’s here to back you up.

Styling & Use Tips

• Take it to uni, brunch, office, or the farmer’s market — Bernie fits everywhere (begrudgingly).

• Pairs with casual streetwear, sneakers, and eco-chic everyday fits.

• Works as a conversation starter when you don’t want to start the conversation.

Product Benefits

🎨 Original design by Sydney artist Akanksha Kaushik.
😼 Savage cat humor = mood mirror.
🌱 100% cotton, reusable & eco-friendly.
👜 Spacious 10L capacity — fits books, groceries & more.
🎁 Gift-ready for cat lovers & sarcasm enthusiasts.

Material Details

• 100% cotton

• 10L capacity

• Long-handle, durable, reusable

• Colours: Black & Natural

Delivery

• AUS/US/UK/EU/NZ/Canada: 4–8 biz days

• Singapore: 7–10 biz days (+1–3 days processing)

FAQ

Q: What’s Bernie’s story?
A: Bernie’s the grumpy cat alter ego you’ve always needed — sarcastic, witty, unapologetic.

Q: Are the totes eco-friendly?
A: Yes, 100% cotton, reusable, planet-friendly.

Q: How much can it carry?
A: A solid 10L — books, groceries, laptop, even your emotional baggage.

Q: Is it suitable for gifting?
A: Absolutely. Perfect for cat lovers, friends with savage humor, or anyone who says “nope” a lot.